Sometimes when I haven’t had sex in a long while I have random days where I feel like I don’t remember how. Then I panic a little like, “What if the next time I have sex I’ve completely forgotten how to eat a girl out?!?!” It’s a stressful game my head likes to play
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
"Here, I bought you the thing"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"
"just take it"
"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"