unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

it doesnt matter where i am if i hear that “four tres two uno” at the beginning of fergalicious before the beat drops i will get nasty

(via warm-lights)

hicstreme:

The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

(via stfubritney)

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(via my-lonely-avenue)

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Yeah I guess you could say I like older men .

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(via its-krystal-bitch)

  • School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
  • Student: why?
  • School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway